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Solinet
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PostSubject: The Muslim and the Moron   The Muslim and the Moron EmptyMon 9 Feb - 14:29

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if
they're atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to
be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named
Zainab has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she
has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist."


Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is
a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she
is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is
a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."


The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if
your mom was a moron,and your dad was a moron, - what would you be
then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."


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PostSubject: Re: The Muslim and the Moron   The Muslim and the Moron EmptyFri 13 Feb - 20:57

It's so funny to read this cute reply lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Muslim and the Moron   The Muslim and the Moron EmptyThu 5 Mar - 15:48

thank you soo muuuch, sir Razz
May ALLAH bless you
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PostSubject: Re: The Muslim and the Moron   The Muslim and the Moron EmptyThu 5 Mar - 20:17

thanks sir.
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PostSubject: Re: The Muslim and the Moron   The Muslim and the Moron EmptyThu 5 Mar - 20:52

A very intelligent and courageous girl .

Thank you sir
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