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Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !
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Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you ?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back !
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age ?
Pupil: The sausage !
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
Because his class was so bright !
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TEACHER: Now, if I gave you three rabbits, then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many would you have?
PUPIL: Nine, sir.
TEACHER: Nine?
PUPIL: Yes, sir. I've got one already!
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PUPIL: I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I was having a dream about football.
TEACHER: How did that make you late for school?
PUPIL: They played extra time.
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TEACHER: What is the climate of New Zealand like?
PUPIL: Very cold, Sir.
TEACHER: Wrong.
PUPIL: But, Sir, when they send us meat, it always arrives frozen.
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TEACHER: Alan, give me a sentence starting with `I'.
PUPIL: I is
TEACHER: No. You must always say `I am...'
PUPIL: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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TEACHER: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
PUPIL: I didn't even know it was ill.
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TEACHER: Emma, spell mouse.
PUPIL: M O U S.
TEACHER: Yes and what's on the end of it?
PUPIL: A tail?

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TEACHER: Emma, spell mouse.
PUPIL: M O U S.
TEACHER: Yes and what's on the end of it?
PUPIL: A tail?

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May Allah protect you dear NOR. I'm happy because you liked them.

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Quote :: TEACHER: Alan, give me a sentence starting with `I'.
PUPIL: I is
TEACHER: No. You must always say `I am...'
PUPIL: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

That's what reminds me of fresh teachers
who I belong to

They are always in hurry

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They are really funny jokes, thank you dear Golden Ring sorcerer_OV

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thank you Mrs. Golden Ring

for the funny jokes Laughing

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TEACHER: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
PUPIL: I didn't even know it was ill.
me too i didn't know that it was ill

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Quote :: PUPIL: I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I was having a dream about football.
TEACHER: How did that make you late for school?
PUPIL: They played extra time.