Golden_ring
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Subject: Have ............fun! Sat 11 Apr - 18:27 |
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Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ? Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir ! * * * Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you ? Pupil: But you said not to answer you back ! * * * Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age ? Pupil: The sausage ! * * * Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ? Because his class was so bright ! * * * TEACHER: Now, if I gave you three rabbits, then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many would you have? PUPIL: Nine, sir. TEACHER: Nine? PUPIL: Yes, sir. I've got one already! * * * PUPIL: I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I was having a dream about football. TEACHER: How did that make you late for school? PUPIL: They played extra time. * * * TEACHER: What is the climate of New Zealand like? PUPIL: Very cold, Sir. TEACHER: Wrong. PUPIL: But, Sir, when they send us meat, it always arrives frozen. * * * TEACHER: Alan, give me a sentence starting with `I'. PUPIL: I is TEACHER: No. You must always say `I am...' PUPIL: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. * * * TEACHER: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? PUPIL: I didn't even know it was ill. * * * TEACHER: Emma, spell mouse. PUPIL: M O U S. TEACHER: Yes and what's on the end of it? PUPIL: A tail?
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NOR
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Sat 11 Apr - 18:33 |
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- Quote :
- TEACHER: Emma, spell mouse.
PUPIL: M O U S. TEACHER: Yes and what's on the end of it? PUPIL: A tail?
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Golden_ring
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Sat 11 Apr - 18:39 |
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May Allah protect you dear NOR. I'm happy because you liked them.
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Red1
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Tue 14 Apr - 18:53 |
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- Quote :
- TEACHER: Alan, give me a sentence starting with `I'.
PUPIL: I is TEACHER: No. You must always say `I am...' PUPIL: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. That's what reminds me of fresh teachers who I belong to They are always in hurry
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samaria
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Tue 14 Apr - 18:58 |
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They are really funny jokes, thank you dear Golden Ring
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sacha
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Tue 14 Apr - 20:17 |
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thank you Mrs. Golden Ring
for the funny jokes .
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biba
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Tue 19 May - 7:50 |
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biba
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Sat 4 Jul - 14:17 |
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TEACHER: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? PUPIL: I didn't even know it was ill. me too i didn't know that it was ill
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Solinet
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Subject: Re: Have ............fun! Wed 8 Jul - 14:31 |
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- Quote :
- PUPIL: I'm sorry I'm late, sir. I was having a dream about football.
TEACHER: How did that make you late for school? PUPIL: They played extra time.
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