Riddles about Witches

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What do you call someone who takes care of
sick sorceresses?
witch doctors
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords are too short.
What happened when the witch flew her
broomstick through the car wash?
She made a “clean sweep.”
What do witches ask for [or request] when
they stay in hotels?
“broom” service
What do witches in Australia ride?
“broom-erangs”
Why don’t witches ride their brooms when
they’re angry?
They might fly off the handle.
What do witches wear on their wrists?
“charmed” bracelets
What do witches eat for breakfast?
“Scream” of Wheat
What do witches put on bagels?
“scream” cheese
What do witches eat at birthday parties?
ice “scream” and cake
What did the bat tell the witch’s hat?
“You go on ‘a head.’ I’ll ‘hang around’
here.”
Where do witches have their hair done?
ugly parlors
Why do witches wear green eye shadow?
It matches their teeth.
How do witches keep in shape?
They “hex-ercise.”
What time is it when a witch turns a prince
into a frog?
“spring-time”
What do tired witches do?
They rest a “spell.”
Who casts spells at the haunted beach?
“sand-witches”

How do you call a sorcerer using the net ?
net sorcerer

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Chelfawi wrote:

Why not e-sorcerer?

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Which universities do these doctors graduate from?
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